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WELCOME!!!

You have now officially entered the best website in the world!!!

If you dont believe me, take the words of these other people.

ROSS: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF OUR SITE?

C. Millward: I havent seen it yet!

Matts' Brother: Why do you keep saying I look like Ginsburg?

A.Green: You woke me up to ask that?

Person In Street: Sorry, who are you?

Ex-Girlfriend: I thought you were dead?

So there you have it! 5 out of 5 people loved the site, regardless of whether ot not they'd actually seen it. Look around and enjoy!

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This is the moment where Zidane certified himself as the worlds best player. A Headbutt to an Italian is worth a Worlds Best Player trophy and World Cup Winners medal, but he didnt get the second in 2006.

For the intelligent people, what is the difference between...

Manchester City Goalkeeper (Donkey) David James

And...

Son of God (Fictional Character) Jesus.

Answer Below...

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"Jordan is to make her life story into a film. It's going to be called Titty Titty Gang Bang."

"I don't suppose i can use your toilet can I?"

"No you can't"

"I didn't think you'd let me, so i pissed in your garden"

I stood on a toilet yesterday and was arrested for being high on pot

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They Would Like To Remind Each And Every One Of You That Any Sexually Transmitted Diseases Caught After Viewing This Site Are Entirely Coincidental.